BOOK
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I wrote this big ass book about killing CEOs and this whole "end of the world" ordeal we find ourselves in. You should read it. You want to read it. You want to read it and let it inspire that dog (revolutionary/leftist spirit) inside you. You want to buy this big fat book. You want to buy it so bad, man. Look at that sick-ass cover, dude. Some kinda really cool handsome guy with a huge [redacted] must have made that. (Alternatively: look at that ugly-ass cover. Wouldn't it look so much better if you covered it in stickers or something?) You want this book on your coffee table to tempt your guests into talking about politics and religion, thus giving you a reason to kick them out. You want this thicc-ass book curled up in bed with you and your teddies because it will make you feel like a bad-ass punk-rock motherfucker. You want it to give you a much-needed catharsis brought about by depictions, however fictional, of bad things happening to the elite. Buy this book please. Alternatively, it's also bad-ass and punk-rock to check it out from your local library. Book. You want book. Book. Thicc book. You want to read it.
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*static howling*
I am a marketing expert.
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Other reasons you want to read this cacophony:
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There are over 900 pages, so everyone will think you're very cool and smart because BIG, and if you get bored of actually reading it, it's definitely got the right amount of heft to throw through the window of [redacted redacted] during a [redacted redacted my lawyers say to shut up about—]
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A bloke gets guillotined​
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The playlist I made on Spotify for it is awesome
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👀 s e x ? (yes. but only one. greedy)
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Pirates are cool
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You'll definitely not want to cry with how correct so many of my envisionings of the future are already becoming 🙃
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Reading this book will piss off your local politician, especially if he is hording LITERAL BARS OF GOLD YES A REAL-LIFE POLITICIAN DID THAT IRL
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I will do a big happy 🥰